CLOTHING OPTIONAL
The whales that wandered into the Sacramento River have captured, justly, the attention of the country.
Whales are endangered. They are intelligent, faithful, and absolutely fascinating. Of course everything must be done to ensure perpetuation of this species.
But,
have you ever wondered why so much emphasis is placed on some endangered species while others are left to wither, to grow old surrounded by nothing but otherwrinklies?
Which brings me to the plight of our nation’s nudist colonies. Their situation is dire, yet, rather than rush to prop up these failing groups, we (yes, many of us are guilty) sneer at, or ignore their plight.
It is reported that about 70% of nudists are over 35. Members bravely avoid revealing the percentage of that 70% who are over 60. These people are desperate and they are forced to take desperate measures or nudists will disappear from the earth.
A difficult decision has been made. Although this goes against the simple code by which they live; established, aging nudists will resort to using the lowest of lures: MONEY.
The scale of fees to join these prestigious organizations will slide downward–in so many areas, downward trends are a major issue for nudist devotees, but this time they are embracing the concept.
An example of how this innovative concept will work follows.
Fee Schedule for membership at Naked Truth Village:
35 and older– $20,000 per annum
30–35–$1,000 per annum
25–30–$500.00 per annum
25 and under–Free
With savings like these, the youthful members should pour in but I should point out a couple of negatives. Sunburn is more painful in some places than others, and no control pantyhose or body stockings are allowed.
CELEBRATE CELULITE
On the other hand, just think of the benefits of membership.
Spectator Events:
Tennis
Volleyball
Gymnastics
Field and track
Figure Skating–individual and pairs
The possibilities are endless.
If you feel you have a particular talent to bring to a drooping nudist camp, an uplifting gift you can share, find your nearest group in the Yellow Pages.
Have you ever considered joining a nudist colony?
What special skill do you have to offer nudists?
What advice would you give to a nubile soon-to-be nudist?
Stella
XOXO
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posted at 9:30 PM
