C'EST MOI. STELLA'S BACK!
This is a fabulous country. I love it here. It's great to go traveling, but so nice to come home.
Belgium has lace, chocolate, and the shops close early. Switzerland has cheeses, chocolate, and the shops close early. France has Paris, croissants, and the shops close early. England has Posh Spice . . . um . . . um . . . fish and chips, and who-knows-when-the-shops-are-open?
America has whatever you want, whenever you want it.
Stella is shallow. Stella is self-indulgent. Stella is spoiled, soft, greedy, gluttonous, and ungrateful.
Oh--no--she's--not!
Oh--yes--she--is!
And for those who never saw a Punch and Judy show, or a corny stage review when the master-of-ceremonies split the audience into opposing halves and got them yelling at each other--you haven't missed much. Anyway, we're in an election cycle so you can watch how this works any day, and all day.
That's another reason I'm crazy about this country. We hold the longest, nuttiest, nastiest, most entertaining elections in the world. And they're free. And they're fair. One person=one vote counted for a specified candidate.
I digress--frequently. Sorry about that. My recent journey to see family and friends across the sea was such a blast. If I didn't fear cries of "plagiarism!" I'd write, Boy Howdy:)
In England, a dear cousin and her husband gave a party for us and invited every family member and friend of ours they could find. With six of us in the room it got a tad hot.
Bad, bad--we had a big, lovely celebration that felt like Christmas in September. There's nothing quite like seeing folks you've known all your life having fun and telling bad jokes. I love every one of them.
In France, we stayed with wonderful friends who moved to Paris a couple of years ago. Wow, do the French know how to cook, eat, dress, drink, talk fast and--they are just good at stuff. A cup of coffee in a sidewalk cafe with some of the best people-watching in the world passing by is one of life's "musts."
Then, in America, the lavatories almost always flush, showers produce enough water--hot water--to wash an entire body of any size, homes are mostly watertight, warm in winter and cool in summer, and people don't often die of curable diseases because they can't get timely health care.
And when it comes to food in America, what more do we need than pizza and hamburgers?
Happy Fall,
Stella
What do you like, or not like, most about America?
If you could choose to live anywhere in the world, where would that be?


















